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Here’s one more thing to add to your list of things to worry about: cleavage wrinkles. That’s right – it’s a fact of life that as you get older, the previously smooth skin on your chest won’t always stay that way.

Rest assured that there are a number of ways in which you can prevent those pesky cleavage wrinkles. Enter Zoe Foster, genius when it comes to all things beauty-related. Last year she wrote on Primped about a woman who woke up to discover wrinkles on her chest:

Click through our gallery of bizarre boob products:

Introducing the Décolleté Pad... sexy isn't it?

Made from silicone, apparently if you wear this to bed, your cleavage wrinkles will magically disappear

Look no further than the Favero, D+ Perk-Ups... although they don't seem so perky.

Bosom Max - this three-part system includes a vibrating bra, cream and capsules.. why wouldn't it work?

Kush Support Breast Support - this phallic shaped 'pillow' is only $19.99. A testimonial from the website says it all: 'I am a bit of a restless sleeper. Kush just adapts and moves with your body so easily. It's such a nice, light and comfortable device that snuggles perfectly in the cleavage area – I am amazed that I can't even feel it’s there.' Uh-huh.

For $106 you can increase your bust size using the Beau Bust Roller. Electronic stimulation through rolling and kneading the breast tissue with metal tubes is the key to this products success. Not sure it should be used in the bath though.

The NuBra is made from silicone and is a completely strapless invention that sticks on to your boobs with adhesive. It is washable and resuable, unfortunately it only goes up to a C cup.

Lost and Found's Electronic Bra...it lights up in the dark

What’s the weirdest beauty product or service you’ve ever heard of? Any that you’d really recommend? Cleavage wrinkles anyone? Anyone?