Chris Hemsworth has responded hilariously to reports he’s getting divorced.

Chris Hemsworth had something to say to Woman’s Day on Monday afternoon, and it wasn’t exactly complimentary.

The 33-year-old Thor actor took to Instagram to vent after the publication published an article hours prior titled, ‘Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky: Hollywood’s next big split?’.

The magazine claims the husband and wife have become “increasingly distant”, and suggests that Aussie born Hemsworth and Spanish actress Pataky’s marriage is “not be as picture perfect as it appears”.

“They’ve decided they need space, and they’ve been taking a little break from each other,” the article continues, using quotes from a source who it says is a “close friend” of the pair.

Well, Chris Hemsworth would now like to take the floor please, and he’d like to call out the rumours for exactly what they are: total bullshit.

“Looking for a new wife according to Woman’s Day Australia and other misleading outlets,” the father-of-three captioned a photo of him beside none other than – GASP! – his wife. “Honey you still love me right?!”

Dear god, if that is not the PERFECT BLOODY way to squash relationship rumours, I dunno what is.

Hemsworth and Pataky have been married since 2010, and together have three little ones: Tristan, Sasha, and India Rose.

Never ever EVER change, you two.

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