There are many things in life that terrify me.
Melbourne’s “mice plague” situation, bumping into an ex at the shops, and having a stranger stuff cannabis into my boogie board at the airport are all up there.
But my biggest fear?
Having a haircut go oh so very wrong… which explains why my hair has been the same (all one length on my shoulders, please) for the last 23 years.
So I’m sparing a thought for Sydney YouTuber and beauty icon, Chloe Morello, today – who has proven that bad haircuts can happen to even the most glamorous of us.
Morello, who has a colossal following of more than three million people, stumbled upon a nightmare while abroad in the UK.
A hair nightmare.
*Cue screams and the distant squawks of scary birds*
“I look disgusting. I asked for… not this, basically,” the 26-year-old said in her Snapchat story on Sunday. “[The hairdresser] f*cked me over.”
While Morello said she wanted a “curtain fringe”, what the hairdresser delivered was, well, not exactly what she ordered.
"Why is my fringe that far back on my head? I told him I like little pieces on the side... and this is what he gives me," she said. "My fringe is literally shorter at the back than at the front... what the f*ck? I don't know what to say about this."