It's that time of year again: Valentine's Day. A time when some people buy one another cheesy red roses, a giant f**k-off teddy bear, chocolate and sex toys (now that's a decent present).

But some people love to go the extra mile for their significant other.

We're not talking about a fancy picnic or a rose dipped in gold - yes those exist. No, we're talking about some absolute extravagance and ridiculousness courtesy of our favourite celebrities.

So if you're single this V-Day and need some cheering up, this will do it. Because trust us, the enjoyment these examples bring for us to cringe over is real.

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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

Nothing says a warm and cheery Valentine's Day quite like wearing your girlfriend's blood around your neck.

Machine Gun Kelly Wears Megan Fox's Blood in Orb Necklace https://t.co/Mqkwee6Aap

— TMZ (@TMZ)

And this is exactly what 2021's favourite couple Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly did.

Given they recently got engaged and Kelly suggested Fox's engagement ring involved some ouchy thorns, a blood necklace seems about right.

Not to mention that the couple sealed their union by drinking each other's blood. Apparently.

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In an interview with Vogue, he explained: "The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts. Love is pain."

So as a V-Day token of his love, Kelly shared on Instagram that he wears a drop of Fox's blood encased in glass as a necklace for his "bloody Valentine".

Cardi B and Offset

These two rappers love a bit of lavishness, often showcasing their excess on Insta. And can you blame them?

If I was that rich, would I buy my three-year-old a Hermès Birkin handbag worth around US$48,000? Probably not. But would I buy one for myself? Absolutely.

This year, Cardi B and Offset decided to tattoo one another with permanent symbols of their love for each other. For context, the couple has been on and off since 2017.

"I'm going to do something crazy for Valentine's Day for my husband. I'm going to give him a tattoo: I wanna do something really special," she shared in a new episode of her Facebook Watch show, Cardi Tries.

As Cardi B tattooed her partner, he replied: "I trust you, but baby, you don't know how to draw."

Nothing instills confidence quite like your on/off partner - who is about to leave a permanent thing on your body - saying they aren't very good at tattooing or drawing.

Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness

Alright, now this example is far more wholesome than others, but's still pretty iconic. Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, Aussie couple royalty, spent one Valentine's Day doing a puzzle.

Sounds simple right.

But hilariously: it was a puzzle... of themselves. We love!