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Today, I signed up to the Carole Middleton Fan Club. I moved from ‘bloody-Carole-Middleton-pushy-mum and I mean seriously those-skinny-jeans and I bet her-breath-was-a-bit-rank-at-the-royal-wedding-because-of-the-Atkins-diet and …’ to ‘Carole Middleton: love her. Nope. Won’t hear a word against’.

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And here’s why: I think Carole might be just like us after all.

First, there were the images of gorgeous George, all toddly and chubby knee-ed at his sister Charlotte’s christening – and Carole in the background, craning her neck and smiling an indulgent, grandmothery smile at her grandson.

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Then this weekend - and this is the clincher -  she was snapped at the Australia vs England rugby match, pouring a Shaz and Trace-like baby bottle of cheeky sav blanc into what looks very much like a plastic wine glass.

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... then necking it like a sailor at a 21st.

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... then ripping into a packet of chips (she's clearly off the Atkins). Then throwing back another glass.

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Which, presumably, was enough to loosen things up to the point where she yelled and despaired and generally wore her heart on her puffer jacket sleeve.

Image: Getty.
Image: Getty.

Sweet patron saint of slappers, I've finally found a royal to admire*.

It was easy to believe Carole was a pushy, wannabe posh mum hellbent on snaring a posh prince for her eldest daughter because, well, that's what all those prigged-up toffs put about.

Take this from the Daily Mail in 2007, just after Kate and Prince William split:

I'm kind of delighted those 'Royal sources' might now have to kow-tow to "incredibly middle-class" Caz. That she's perched up near Harry at the footy and that her riff on a scarf looks better than the Queen's or Princess Anne's.

And that for all their bollocks, pin-in-the-mouth disapproval, she's stuck it out.

Here's to you, Carole. You're definitely someone I'd clink a plastic cup with.

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