"Candice Swanepoel's latest pregnancy snap made me go, WTH?"

Candice Swanepoel‘s latest pregnant belly snap made me go, “er, no.”

“No no no no no no no no.”

The magical business of making a new life ???????? ???? #halfway #upstateNyc #natureseries

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Do you see it?

Look down.

It’s the caption. “The magical business of making a new life.”

Ahahahahahahahaha. Magical.

All I remember from pregnancy is;

Being internally assaulted by a small person having a disco in my uterus.

Having to give up any pretence that I don’t fart because I’m a freakin’ lady.

Intense heartburn.

Spewing like a mofo.

Having to pee every three minutes.

Being moody AF because of the hormones.


I know, I know. The miracle of new life etc, etc. Just, let’s not pretend it doesn’t have it’s drawbacks.

Okay. I’m done now.