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Oh, yes. Hi there.
We hope you’re reading this comfortably from your bed or lounge after a decent sleep in and an indulgent breakfast.
How’s that Netflix binge coming along… did you enjoy those shows we recommended?
We noticed you absent from your desk today. From our own desks. Where we are sitting.
Because we came to work today because we are upstanding employees who don’t call in sick on a day that is so f*cking obvious.
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We know you got really drunk yesterday. WE KNOW.
Top Comments
I really don't understand why people don't take it as legit annual leave. I put in a leave form for 2 (work) days, and had a 5-day looong weekend. Much easier and stress-free than chucking a sickie.
If you wanted to take a day off, organise it ahead of time. Plan your long weekends. It's not hard. Don't expect others to cover up the slack you create by faking a sickie. You're also making it harder for those who are genuinely sick - needing to provide medical certificates for just one day off, etc.