The only person left on earth to still own a 1999 Holden Barina has decided to part ways with his high-end luxury automobile in the only way befitting of a last-century hatchback.

A sexy, Fast and the Furious-style ad, designed to get the attention of those in the market for a sweet new ride.

This is ‘Buy My Barina’. Or, DRIVING, REDEFINED:

SLEEK AS SHIT.

There is also a Buy My Barina website right here, where one can peruse the amazing features this beautiful piece of machinery has to offer. Features like:

10 MONTHS REGO

AM/FM RADIO

STATE OF THE ART CASSETTE PLAYER

INTERNAL FAN

If you would like to buy David Johns’ Barina, head to the website or tweet him an offer at #buymybarina