You guys. It’sofficiallyofficial: The Shane Warne and Brynne Edelsten saga is never ending.

It’s immortal. And just when you think the drama has died out, and that the glittery celebs have packed up their stuff and moved on, it’s like a perfect phoenix that rises from the pages of a trashy gossip mag.

This morning, Brynne Edelsten appeared on KIIS 1065’s Kyle & Jackie O Show to talk about my favourite public feud, which I decided to name yesterday. It shall hereby be referred to as ‘Was It A Nightcap Or Was It Just Casual Sex’ (WIANCOWIJCS for short).

For those of you reading this who think I'm speaking in tongues, I'll walk you throughwhat we've been toldabout the epic five stage mega-drama so far.

Okay, we all good? Nobody got lost there? Fabulous. Let's move right alone folks, because this is where THE NEW AND EXCITING AND JUICY STUFF happens. This morning. On Kyle & Jackie O's radio show to be precise.

Is it weird that this feud makes me feel like it's Christmas? (Image: Getty)

Brynne insists this was never an attempt to "scam a story", but just an unfortunate set of "embarrassing" circumstances she now wants to clear up. Admitting that "

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For Kyle, the most disappointing thing is that the two blonde celebs never got to enjoy their, ahem, "night cap".

Then we had a bombshell from Kyle that absolutely nobody expected... ever.

(Meanwhile - I'm still seeing black spots everywhere after the whole 'Kyle has banged plenty of celebrities' thing. This is seriously the gift that just keeps on giving.)

Kyle and his partner Imogen Anthony. (Image: Getty)

As for those texts that were released toWoman's Day, Brynne revealed she hasn't leaked anything to the mag whatsoever. Rather sadly, she thinks it must have been a couple of friends who she sent the screenshot to.

"I won't be trying this one again," she concluded, adding that she wishes Shane well but that there's absolutely no chance of a rain check. "Let's just put it behind us."

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