If it’s any consolation to you, actress Brooke Satchwell also had an incredibly mediocre 2016.
Speaking to The Project on Tuesday, the 36-year-old said that while rehearsing for the stage play, Jack of Hearts, last year she suffered a major injury at the hands of her very own dog.
“Your dog bit your finger,” co-host Waleed Aly said before Satchwell quickly corrected him, “ate. Ate my finger.”
Unsurprisingly, the panel look slightly mystified, before the former Neighbours star said explained, "he thought I was a chicken bone, someone had left a chicken carcass by the side of the road. Seriously, who does that?" Satchwell asked.
She then explained that seeing him with a mouth full of bones, she reached into his mouth to pull them out, which was the precise moment said dog then bit down with gusto.