The bathroom is a dangerous testing ground for any relationship. Lines are crossed, barriers are broken down and things are seen that cannot be unseen. Or unsmelt.
He developed a particular fondness for one in particular — the Properly Clean cleanser from her own skincare line Go-To.
“He always uses it on his entire body now and it annoys me because he applies it too liberally,” Foster Blake told Executive Style.
Turns out Blake wasn’t alone; plenty of customers were reporting back saying their partners were also helping themselves to the cleanser. So the former beauty director came up with a genius solution: to create a men’s version called Bro-To Properly Clean. You know, a MANLY cleanser.
The grey packaging clearly denotes it’s just for men, and as such has particularly difficult directions for use.
“After wetting your filthy face under an Amazonian waterfall or similar, press the pump of Properly Clean twice and watch the mountains of hard-core, 100 per cent bulletproof mousse spill onto your hand,” the instructions read.
As Bresident of Bro-To, it is my brotal pleasure to announce that your bropportunity to buy the limited edition Bro-To face wash has arrived! Brobably the most masculine face wash ever made, this is a broduct suitable for each and every bro: young, old, normal, oily, broken out… After all, you don’t need to be some kind of skin care bro-it-all to have good skin, nor do you need a complicated skin care brogram, you just need good face wash. And we brope you agree that ours is just that. Bro-To. Brocause you’re worth it. Available now at brotoskincare.com
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