Yeah, she’s better off without him.

Look, when it comes to bad breakups, we’ve all been there.

But what this guy has done? It’s next level…

A German eBay user, known as der.juli, is selling half of his and his ex-girlfriend ‘s possessions. Literally.

Currently for sale is half a TV, half an iPhone, half a couch, even half a car AND HALF A TEDDY BEAR. The humanity…

He’s also uploaded a video to YouTube, which begins with the caption: “Thank you for 12 “beautiful” years Laura”, and then shows him cutting their stuff in half. With a power tool. With heavy metal music blaring (you know, to show he is ANGRY).

This guy is either a major douche canoe, or seriously unhinged.

Laura, we don’t know who you are, or what you did – but good for you for ditching this creep.

And the question we want answered is, who’d pay 57 Euros for half an Opel car?

Video via “German

Have you ever experienced a bad breakup? Did you get revenge on your ex?

eBay Revenge.

Holy sh*t not the car too...

Image vie eBay.

Set of chairs?

Image vie eBay.

Comfy.

Image vie eBay.

That'll come in handy.

Image vie eBay.

Yep, even the laptop.

Image vie eBay.

Not the teddy...

Image vie eBay.

The phone wasn't safe...

Image vie eBay.

Neither was the TV.

Image vie eBay.

Or the bed.

Image vie eBay.

OR the DVD player.

Image vie eBay.

Well that's just going to keep skipping...

Image vie eBay.

Well that's just not safe.

Image vie eBay.

Bye, wardrobe.

Image vie eBay.

[We should say here that this could all be some avant garde art project/internet prank. Look at the precision of those cuts. But either way, destroying valuable possessions is weird and pretty much the definition of privilege.]

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