Brad and Tallena made a little mistake with their matching tattoos.

There are a few things I’m very grateful for in my life. The fact I’m not one part of a highly scrutinised reality TV duo is one of them.

You see, it appears Seven Year Switch‘s newlyweds Brad and Tallena decided to get inked on their recent honeymoon. But upon posting photos of their matching tatts (which Tallena explains symbolises “protection and guidance through life”) to Insta, they were met with some not great feedback.

Before I get stuck into that though, here’s a peek of the aforementioned tatts…

A photo posted by @tallena_brad_squishy on Jun 21, 2016 at 1:36am PDT

If your mind currently reads: “Where the hell is Tallena’s tatt placed on her body?” I do not blame you my friend. That’s exactly what I wondered too. I mean Brad’s is obvious, that’s an arm. But Tallena’s… is that her back? Is it her stomach? Is it the curve of her gluteus maximus?


As Tallena explained to a commenter, it’s “my upper right thigh”, which I’m not sure about you, but I’m pretty sure that translates to ‘yes, it’s the curve of my gluteus maximus’.

There’s also the slight issue that their compass is just plain incorrect. If ‘Never Eat Soggy Weetbix’ taught me anything, it’s that Brad and Tallena aren’t so great with their cardinal directions. Don’t you check that before getting it permanently inked on your body?

Anyway, side-of-the-butt placement and compass-misunderstanding aside, some nasty person took the criticism a step too far, making it pretty clear that she/he woke up on the COMPLETE wrong side of the bed today.


While opinion on B&T's tatts has been split, I'm over here hoping that Anonymous Mean Hater Person went and got his/herself a nice cup of tea/a dose of decency/a grasp of social protocol/some chill and got off the goddamn internet.

Just me?

Remember Brad's (re)proposal to Tallena? Let's relive that, shall we?

Video via Channel 7