Because while the world is trying to dig deep to find the reason why this guy…
...is now the most powerful person a country of 66-million, Joyce was thinking, "Hey, hey, I'm not dead yet".
Boris Johnson, the new Prime Minister of Great Britain, is a buffoon, but, many say, a rather calculated one. Reporters whisper that he deliberately runs his hands through his hair before every TV appearance to give himself that undone, mad-professor look. That he arrives at events appearing to be running late and disorganised and under-prepared, when really he knows exactly which long words (he went to Eton, and Oxford, don't you know) he's going to pull out to wow the crowd.
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Johnson played a long game, gaining and losing prominent Cabinet positions according to his allegiances. Many say that he's played up being a bumbling 'fool' to disguise his ambition.
Which is, interesting, because here's how Independent MP Tony Windsor describes Barnaby Joyce: