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NSFW: If your boobs can't dance to Mozart, you're doing it wrong.

 NOTE: This post is probably not safe for your office if your office has a problem with dancing breasts. 

Everybody has a secret skill.

It may be that you’re able to make a mean parfait, or you can replicate every bird-call known to man. Your secret skill is your thing. Your party trick. Your go-to.

But in bad news for everyone in the world ever , your skill has been trumped by the lady whose boobs dance to Mozart.

Two days ago, Sara X uploaded this impressive clip to Youtube, and it already has more than 1 million views:

(If you don’t have time to watch the video, skip below, where you can cheat-sheet it, but really, you need to see this in motion.)

In case you’re in the kind of workplace where watching videos of women’s dancing breasts is strictly forbidden, but looking at pictures of them is A-OK, let us take you through what transpires.

First Sara X waits patiently for the melodic Mozart symphony to begin.

Then THIS happens.

Then righty joins in…

Closely followed by lefty.

And so it continues. And it is memorising.

Watch and learn, and then, it’s all about practice, practice, practice.