These magical new boxers are built to hide that boner men apparently can’t get rid of.

Because sometimes all a man needs is a deflector shield.

‘Bloxers’ are destined to change the lives of men everywhere. Its inventors are sure of it:

“You know it’s true when something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it sort of becomes magical? That’s exactly what Bloxers are.”

Bloxers are basically just undies that hide a dude’s boner. From what we can tell, there’s some kind of extra material sewn into the shorts (on the right, left or middle, depending which way he hangs), and when one of those unexpected erections takes hold, the mystical material inside the Bloxers will hide all evidence of an over-excited peen:

Seems legit.

Still in the developing stages, the makers of Bloxers are looking to raise money to get their life-changing product into the hands of desperate, hard men everywhere. Head to their Indiegogo page to order a pair of your very own, or watch this informative video about the complex technology that goes into hiding boners:

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God’s speed with your noble goal.

 

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