A man has shared the group chat messages exchanged between him and his mates on what is undeniably the worst first date.
The date may have begun with gentle excitement but it only took an hour before it descended to the realm of go-to-the-bathroom-and-never-come-back.
Instead of making a polite exit, the guy begins to live-stream the experience by messaging his mates in their Whatsapp group chat to ask for ways he can tank the date further.
The result is a series of horrifying suggestions that make us all thankful for the oceans that separate us from the mother country.
The date begins with the girl being called a "worldie" - which after some urban dictionary research is a rather complimentary term that means somebody is "world-class".
But after only an hour our unknown Romeo says it is: "Going down faster than the Titanic."
It descends further after he decides the only way to salvage the night is to let his friends backseat drive the experience.
The first suggestion is that he should ask the girl if she has had a haircut before ruffling her hair.