An Australian woman has given the perfect response to a stranger who sent her an unsolicited dick pic. But it seems like Facebook wasn’t a fan.
It all began when Samantha Mawdsley, 30, left an innocent restaurant review for a fast food restaurant on Facebook.
“Amazing food and the staff is so friendly (sic)!” she wrote. “Definitely recommend.”
You see, Samantha naively assumed that she could exist on the internet as a human being with opinions rather than an object and passive recipient of an image of a man’s penis.
A man she'd never met before in person or online then commented on her review. The funny thing about Facebook is that you're pretty identifiable when you do embarrassing things.
James O'Leary wrote, "Hi Samantha, check my facebook dm please I would like to know your opinion."
Of course, he wanted to know her opinion about his penis.
She told the Mirror it was completely "random," and the review was from "months ago."
"He knew what he was doing, because I wouldn’t have checked my filtered messages otherwise. He made sure I saw it."
Have a look at some of the filtered messages the Mamamia team have received on Facebook. Post continues after video.
She also said that the image of James' penis was accompanied with the caption: "You have pretty eyes".
Awww. How sweet.
Oh. Right. The dick pic.
"I was really confused - what was I supposed to say or do?" she told the Mirror.
"What was his goal here? I was just disgusted and felt disrespected."
So, the media analysis executive did something she'd never done before. She sent him a dick pic. And poor James O'Leary didn't like it very much at all.
In response to his distaste, Samantha thought it was probably necessary for her to send him more dick pics.
James O'Leary was not happy.
"I don't give a sh*t and you're f*cking crazy," he replied. "And you will never be able to f*ck one of those anyways lol."