Day on a Plate is often very… unrealistic.
Whether it be Pete Evans‘ alkalised water and activated almonds, or any other health nut (pun not intended), most Day on a Plate’s are laughable at best.
Those days are OVER.
Astrid Rot is the hero we don’t deserve.
— Henrietta Cook (@henriettacook) November 4, 2018
She begins the day with a juicy kebab on the way home from a night out. Big tick from us.
She then indulges in some sleepy time tea and a biscuit before having a nap and SAME.
Astrid continues to have her second brekky of pancakes with a bit of fruit and a Berocca, before a lunch/dinner of pasta, beer and popcorn.
YOU ARE OUR HERO.