It looks like he doesn’t believe she actually married him, either.
For your reference, here are their faces.
And it looks like her new husband, Benji Madden (pet-tiger-owner and ex of Sophie Monk) is trying to lock this thing with Cameron Diaz down in the only thing more permanent than marriage: Body art.
Yep, Madden got his new wife’s name tattooed in LARGE CURSIVE SCRIPT across his chest.
Look, it could be worse. He could have chosen to get it in Comic Sans.