The blue liquid soaked world of tampon ads rarely does women any favours, but this ad is really something else.
According to the new commercial for BeFresh feminine hygiene products, when you don’t have your period, you’re a slim-figured, mermaid-haired go getter. But when you’ve got your period, you’re a larger, more bitter, unclean woman who hates everything (and you).
Because fat people are gross and unclean, didn’t you know?
Creative director of J. Walter Thompson, the advertising company behind the ads, Tim Holmes said in a statement that they are “changing the rules of periods,” which makes sense if you are a man who works in advertising and believes that periods turn women into pizza-guzzling monsters who must be warded off with carefully selected panty liners.
“The result,” he said, “is a creative platform that changes the rules of periods – say goodbye to ugh and hello to feeling fresh and clean.”
But actually, the result is a series of videos in which a woman with her period is confined to her home to be alone with her own crankiness and a cat, much to the dismay of her “clean” and freshly made-up regular self, who would clearly much prefer to be out sipping green smoothies somewhere.
Period-haver is depicted crying uncontrollably in the shower, basically stapled to her couch and yelling “I feel like I sat on a jam donut!” into her phone, with which she also orders unholy amounts of junk food.
Check out the video here: