Bears are deadly.
Well, they have killed 16 people in North America this decade. So they’re not as deadly as bees. Or lightning. Or domestic pets. Or centipedes.
But still: killers.
It is widely known that takers of selfies are brave. They laugh in the face of danger.
So it is no surprise that the latest selfie trend is the Bear Selfie (ahem, #bearselfie)
Taking a selfie with a bear is now so popular that park rangers from the Taylor Creek Visitor Centre in the US have told USA Today, “We’ve had mobs of people that are actually rushing toward the bears, trying to get a ‘selfie’ photo”.
The rangers want selfie-takers to know that bears are dangerous: “We are telling people they need to stay on the trails and they need to stay away form the bears. If a bear has a mind to it can run very fast.”
Officials are apparently now considering shutting down some national parks to prevent harm to the public.
Now, obviously these selfie artists are very brave. And completely adventurous. I can only imagine how popular they are. And don’t get me started on how hot!
So I gave it a try to see whether a #bearselfie could offer me the same adrenalin rush, sense of adventure and popularity that these extreme selfie-artists are achieving…
I’ll admit, it was pretty creepy. And I got bitten by an ant while I was doing it. So I got a bit of a adrenalin (and I spat on it so I looked hard-core).
But my self-esteem has soared! I certainly feel more adventurous. I’m at least three times cooler, maybe more. Popularity must soon follow.
I asked MM Editor, Holly, whether she was brave enough to try a bear selfie. She didn’t disappoint.
Damn, this lady is fearless. TWO TYPES OF BEARS. Surely that means double the cred with the extreme bear posse? And I wouldn’t say this to her face, but I feel like Holly is looking more intrepid than I’ve ever noticed before.
For a final opinion, I asked MM Managing Editor, Lucy. She’s already a badass, so I wondered whether a #bearselfie could take her spirit of adventure to Survivor contestant levels.
So, do bear selfies make you cooler and better looking? Of course! I think the proof is undeniable.
And if you’ve got any doubts, just ask this guy: