Quit telling me how to live my life, Bill.

“Be like Bill.”

If one more person shares one of those things in my Newsfeed, I’m going full Hulk.

I could go on for hours about why those cartoons from Blobla are so annoying, but I won’t. I could point out that the first one was funny, the second one was repetitive, and the five hundredth one was bloody irritating, but I don’t want to whinge.

I could mention the irony that most of the memes have some kind of “share less stuff on Facebook” allegory, while simultaneously being shared on Facebook, but I don’t want to state the obvious.

I could refer to the fact that the same ones are being repeated over and over, and that they are smarmy and smug and passively aggressive and make me think Bill is a self-impressed dickhead, but I don’t want to be rude.

Instead, I’m just going to draw my feelings.

Smug bill
Image by @LucyGransbury
Image by @LucyGransbury
Image by @LucyGransbury
Five dollar bill
Image by @LucyGransbury
Bubble O bill
Image by @LucyGransbury
John
Image by @LucyGransbury
Bill potato
Image by @LucyGransbury
Claire
Image by @LucyGransbury
Barbara
Image by @LucyGransbury
model Bill
Image by @LucyGransbury

 

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So don’t feel the pressure to “Be Like Bill”. Bill is both fictitious, and a smug twat.

Quit telling me how to live my life, Bill.

 

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