When I was in primary school, I was teased mercilessly because my middle name happened to rhyme with my surname.
But I can’t imagine what it would have been like to go through school with a FIRST name like Thong, for example. Or Bonghead. Or Scrotum.
And yet, these were just some of a list of actual baby names that actual parents attempted the name their actual babies this year.
Thankfully, the government intervened - otherwise those poor kids would have had a tough time in the playground.
Here are some of the weird and downright cruel baby names that have been banned by the Australian government in 2015.