I know as much about wedding style trends as my mum knows about memes (or as she calls them, mem-ez).
Literally, not one single thing.
I’ve never searched ‘weddings’ on Pinterest, and I have extremely poor attention to detail. If you had a chalkboard at your wedding, I most definitely didn’t notice it.
Monique Bowley, Holly Wainwright and I discuss the wedding trends we can’t stand on this week’s episode of Mamamia Out Loud. Post continues below.
But this week I came across an article in Vogue titled, 14 Wedding Trends to Avoid in 2017: Flower Crowns, Food Trucks, and More.
Firstly, the term ‘food truck’ makes me both hungry and excited.
Secondly, I couldn’t name 14 wedding trends if I tried.
And thirdly, I am nowhere near being engaged/ I don’t even know if I’ll get married, and I already know I’m doing it wrong.
Vogue is going to f*cking hate my wedding.