We know thatfaaarshuncan sometimes err on the weird side of things (remember when Bjork wore what looked like a dead swan to the Oscars?), but when it comes to beauty, we’re far less tolerant about the bizarre trends that we’ve been seeing across the ‘gram lately.

From barbed wire brows to vagina nails (yes, you read that correctly), check out some of the most ridiculous trends we’ve seen so far – and let’s just pray that we don’t see these abominations hit the mainstream anytime soon (or ever).

Glitter Tongue

Swallowing tiny ‘lil reflective particles can’t be good for you.

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Barbed Wire Brows

Meanwhile I’m so trendy that I just wake up and mine are like this.

Vagina Nails

I mean, it’s definitely intricate, there’s no doubt about that…

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Dickliner

It’s pretty funny, we’ll give ‘em that, but we dunno how this would go down if someone tried to rock this look in an everyday situation.

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— Tatiana ???? (@tatiNaNa_m) November 19, 2016

Glitter Roots

Glitter is messy AF. You’ll probable be finding random flecks of glitter in your shower for years to come after trying this sh*t.

Bubble Nails

Remember that book ‘Emily Eyefinger’ about a girl named Emily who had an eye on her finger? Yeah. That’s what this reminds me of.

Ear Makeup

We already stress enough about our face and hair looking on point, now we have to worry about our ears too?

Feather Brows

Just no.

Furry Nails

‘Cos n