Things are heating up on Sophie Monk’s season of The Bachelorette.
And by ‘heating up’, we mean that a large proportion of last night’s show was dedicated to the great Pot Plant Pissing mystery of 2017.
It was… riveting, really. Props to the producers for coming up with that Oscar-worthy storyline.
Nonetheless, it seemed that Australia still had a pretty good time watching Sophie Monk continue on her search for true love (James, it’s James, Sophie. He should win) and brutally kick a man to the curb for daring to question whether or not she was “worth it”.
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 5, 2017Advertisement
Here are the best Twitter reactions from last night’s episode:
When we realised James was truly the man of our dreams and became irrationally protective of all of his feelings.
James is too pure for this earth and must be protected at all costs #BacheloretteAU
— Nicole Bowden (@NicoleBowden96) October 5, 2017
— Kiri (@ahoykiri) October 5, 2017
When Jarrod realised he and Sophie had ALL OF THE THINGS in common.
sophie: i need water and oxygen to live
jarrod: me too!!!! yet another piece of proof that we are soulmates. head home boys#BacheloretteAU
— Nell (@Nell_FH) October 5, 2017
When the contestants weren’t quite grasping the whole ‘elimination’ aspect of the show.
‘We lost four good guys last night’…for crying out loud it’s not Afghanistan, mate. #bacheloretteau
— WritingMum (@WritingMum) October 5, 2017
When we start thinking about why Jarrod is still single…
— Sarah Curnow (@SarahMCurnow) September 27, 2017
When all the guys forgot that Sophie was an actual person and not a prize to be won.
They’re talking about Sophie like she’s wifi. “I have a connection”, “Did you get a connection?” #BacheloretteAU
— Carla Horton (@CarlaMHorton) October 4, 2017
nothing is more unattractive than loud men competing at something #bacheloretteau
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 5, 2017
When Osher convinced the producers to let him take an ad-break tease to a whole new level.
This is the first paper-plane related based ad-break tease i’ve ever been a part of.#bacheloretteAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 5, 2017
When someone you didn’t even realise was on the show doesn’t get a rose.
That guy Guy wasn’t really the type of guy that I think Sophie’s perfect guy is #bacheloretteAU
— Just????????♀️Joolzy (@Just_Joolzy) October 5, 2017
A guy so generic he doesn’t even have a name. #BacheloretteAU
— Ashton Rigg (@AshtonRigg) October 5, 2017
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