We begin with rain, and it’s becoming increasingly clear that this entire season was shot in winter which, really, is less than ideal.
Richie got to take the women to the beach and go camping, but Georgia? Every time she speaks her breath is visible and she had to wear JEANS on her beach date with Lee, which presents a whole host of problems including a sand-in-jeans-and-shoes situation that no woman deserves.
First there were only 16 bachelors, and now, our Bachelorette is forced to find love during the shittiest season of the year. THIS, my friends, is why we need feminism.
For this episode, Courtney has pulled out his golden date card, which is kind of like the golden ticket in Willy Wonka, except you win a human female instead of a visit to a chocolate factory.
We like Courtney. He's the one who made our ovaries violently explode last week when he told Georgia he worked in childcare for 10 years. And now he makes allergy bracelets. FOR KIDS.
With his special date card, Courtney gets to organise a single date and a group date. The excitement over who he will choose to take with him on the group date has already caused one fully-clothed, grown man to jump in the pool with little to no encouragement.
Clancy, dude...surely you could've just asked.
Now, Courtney has turned the quest to find the group date card into a game of Hide and Seek. He has literally hidden the card under a cushion and told the 'BOIYZ' to go find it. We can only assume this will entertain them for several hours.