I have a theory about those viral food-making videos that permeate our news feeds: the ones that show you how a meal is put together in under two minutes and have revolutionised the way we watch videos.
They are fascinating, strangely satisfying to watch and look delicious. But they probably don’t taste that good.
It’s the same for a lot of things. Or, more specifically, a lot of sexy things.
Alex and Richie no doubt would have learned this the hard way when filming the Bachelor this year, when they set foot in that now infamous chocolate bath.
An entire bath full of chocolate? Chocolate lovers across the world rejoiced after initially being introduced to the litres upon litres of melted cocoa.
But after about 10 seconds, a certain few words popped into our minds. Or one, more specifically: Thrush.
The same thought process went through our minds in last nights' episode of The Bachelorette, after the boys were instructed to strip their clothes of and lather their torsos in oil.
And initially, it was very sexy in theory. I mean, look at this: