Holy mother of Osher, the first episode ofThe Bachelorettejust happened and gee it was bonkers.

If you’re new here, tonight marks the premier of 2018’sThe Bachelorette. This year’s season of the reality TV matchmaking franchise sees formerThe Bachelor(on Tim Robards’ season back in 2013) ANDBachelor In Paradise(literally just a few months ago) contestant Ali Oetjen trawling through 18 mostly-brunette men to finally find a love that will last…

At least until the show has finished airing.

On Wednesday night, the people of Australia got their first taste of what we can expect from the 31-year-old’s quest to find Mr Right.

There was a thing made out of a Kangaroo scrotum, a Honey Badger lookalike, a pretend knight in squeaky armour and… well, you’ll have to read Mamamia’sBachelorette recap for the full run down.

In the meantime, here are the very best Twitter reactions toThe Bachelorettefinale that pretty much sum it up perfectly.

Over the last few years we’ve watched so, so many people get dressed in slow-motion in their bedrooms. What the fuck is wrong with us. #BacheloretteAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 10, 2018

“Our most loved Bachelorette”

Uhhhhh ok Osh. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/nDVjIjBq8a

— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 10, 2018

GOD I hope that reaction from Ali at the finale isn’t her being turned down. Please Bachie lords don’t do that. Our hearts CANNOT DEAL #BacheloretteAU

— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 10, 2018

Ali at 7.31pm: “I’m not going to give my heart away too quickly this time.”

Ali at 7.31.56pm: “Fuck, I love Charlie hey?” #BacheloretteAU

— Jenna Clarke (@jennamclarke) October 10, 2018

A dream journal, you say?

Groundbreaking. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lxti9aURB1

— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) October 10, 2018

Ali: I’m gonna take it slow and really make sure I find the right guy to fall in love with.

Also Ali: #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jqaH0yiYlF

— Edwin Smith (@edwin_smith1) October 10, 2018

“People are intimidated by my height, but I have a lot more to offer. Width, for example”. #BacheloretteAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 10, 2018

When a guy brings you dolmio on your first date tho #BacheloretteAU

— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) October 10, 2018

A builder. A plumber. Now a painter. A carpenter! Give us an architect & interior decorator and they’ll all build a house. #BacheloretteAU

— Robert (@123Robert_Allan) October 10, 2018

Nathan is the human equivalent of not being able to trust your drink when you come back from the toilet. #BacheloretteAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 10, 2018

Surprised he wasn’t too busy “shedding for Stereo”. Bruh. #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ES2uxEusr3

— KIIS 1065 (@KIIS1065) October 10, 2018

Ok if Bill comes back from the ad and says he wasn’t born Bill he was born William this will be an anticlimax. #BacheloretteAU

— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) October 10, 2018

Is #thebacheloretteau trying to… trans-bait is right now? Wtf? #BacheloretteAU

— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) October 10, 2018

Footage of this guy coming in. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MyfVYuFYpT

— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) October 10, 2018

A thought for all the guys confined to the meeting you montage. We hardly knew the. #BacheloretteAU

— Sean Peter-Budge (@SeanPeterBudge) October 10, 2018

Nathan isn’t looking so bad now that Paddy is here ???? #bacheloretteau

— Rebel Scum (@Recheruu) October 10, 2018

Paddy: Yeah she’s sooo fit… and I’m a cheeky tit.

Narrator: But Paddy wasn’t a tit, not even a cheeky one. He was, in fact, a git. #BacheloretteAU

— Sarah T (@whatsarahdidnxt) October 10, 2018

TBH me too #bacheloretteau https://t.co/AvOP9Y0kih

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 10, 2018

“If she has a nice arse she got me good, aye..” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

RUN ALI. RUN!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HTX93jpnfY

— Mel Cornford (@melcornford) October 10, 2018

Hi Todd … #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6bawELSNFE

— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) October 10, 2018

this is literally what it’s like getting in an Uber pool on a Saturday night. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/sKUhxqpgAY

— Xantre Aston (@xantreaston) October 10, 2018

How IS she going to be able to choose?! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/AHRxVubqio

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 10, 2018

I feel like I need to get my young son to watch tonight’s episode, point out Paddy and say “son, don’t you dare become a Paddy” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QjIIOfo5Wy

— AC (@anshu_coulin) October 10, 2018

Prediction: they all stand in a circle and coward punch each other #BacheloretteAU

— Batch Bitch Podcast (@batchbitchpod) October 10, 2018

Pete: “Nathan is saying bad things and I’ll have to tell Paddy. Shits gonna hit the fan” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7zkiRh14ne