I know what you’re thinking.
We all came (ahem) here for one reason and one reason only. Sure, there were former reality stars to watch, but we could’ve seen them sip cocktails on Instagram. Sure, there were inter-series reality star relationships to be had, but we could’ve seen them… well, we could’ve seen them on Instagram, too.
Sure, Bachelor in Paradise sounds like a cute, niche enough concept but actually WE JUST CAME FOR THE SEX and no I didn’t MEAN to yell, it just fell out that way.
It was all looking so promising – like a modern day version of The Sims but with no fireworks or Motherload or fruitless clicking to make two characters fall in love.
There were little huts, lots of alcohol, and an entire island full of former reality stars who know the outrageous gets them headlines.