Bachelor in Paradise doesn’t look like it’s going to be in paradise and we have questions.

Look.

I’m not here to throw shade on hotel rooms.

Any hotel room, in any location, is good enough for me.

However.

The producers of Bachelor in Paradise had precisely two jobs. One: Find single people. Two: Put them in paradise.

And we were just expecting paradise to be a little bit fancier than a three star hotel room.

According to New Idea, the contestants are being sent to Mango Bay Resort, located on the Coral Coast of Fiji.

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And according to Trip Advisor, Mango Bay Resort is very much a two and a half star hotel.

The most recent review begins with, “I didn’t have huge expectations for this place but I was pleasantly surprised,” which probably tells us everything we need to know.

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The hotel has a pool, bar, free wifi and opens up onto a beautiful beach.

If this sounds extremely appealing then you need to CALM DOWN because you cannot book anytime before December the 10th, as filming will be taking place. But after that, you should be able to book yourself a room for about $210 a night.

One reviewer insists that the bungalows are really nice, but the next town is a 45 minute bus trip away from the resort which means you have to eat at the restaurant. And the restaurant, this man warns, is VERY expensive.

Another issue, which must be mentioned, is that the rooms are designed in such a way that the toilet will definitely get wet while you’re having a shower. This is likely going to rile the likes of Keira/Laurina up, so we can expect a few tantrums.

Anyway. Less talking more photos.

 

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