Personally, last night’s premiere of Bachelor in Paradise was everything I needed it to be.
It felt like a version of schoolies exclusively for super attractive people, or The Hunger Games where the prize is a short term, purely-for-publicity relationship, but mostly Instagram likes.
But for a lot of Australians, apparently, 13 randoms turning up in Fiji and drinking excessively didn’t make for great television.
For starters, all the guys look exactly the same.
Why did they just photocopy one guy three times?#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) March 25, 2018
Then Tara’s bizarre story about two minute noodles was by far the most compelling part of the show.