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Last night, Channel 10 finally blessed us with good-looking people drinking cocktails, hooking up and creating drama on a tropical island, for our viewing pleasure.

Thank goodness. It's been a rough few months and I cannot stress enough how much WE NEED THIS.

The season kicked off with a bang (figuratively, but maybe also... literally), with naked Ciarran, chaotic angel Timm, queen Abbie, 99 per cent of Matt Agnew's exes, multiple love triangles and a man allegedly named Glenn's first ever spoken words.

This is Glenn everyone. The guy in the gif? That's Glenn. His name is Glenn. Cheers. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Bachelor In Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) July 15, 2020

Well done Glenn, you did so well.

While we patiently await tonight's episode because ABBIE AND CIARRAN and CIARRAN'S EX and MAYBE GLENN WILL TALK AGAIN, here are the greatest reactions to the return of Paradise.

This is just the escapism I need. Watching paradise from dystopia #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Andrew Thackrah (@AndrewThackrah) July 15, 2020

the delicacy with which all the women are saying "no, Jamie, we will one thousand percent not be dating" is quite remarkable #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) July 15, 2020

Abbie and Timm are the only interesting people in this #BachelorInParadiseAU show. Abbie especially because she’s honest AF, funny and knows exactly what this show is getting at. Her pointed “or if someone was good friends with Renee” hypocrisy pointing at Cass was A++

— Danielle Binks (@danielle_binks) July 15, 2020

the shot of ciarrans ass tattoos made me so overwhelmed i’m actually tearing up #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Elizabeth (@__elizabet_h) July 15, 2020

Lucius Malfoy got lit in iso #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/eP6yzUz2os

— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 15, 2020

Can’t believe I hated on Abbie last year I’m embarrassed #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/P8gQ7KMfYi

— GABBY (@gabzstopper) July 15, 2020

Timm realising Brittney is still on the 2 on 1 date#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MKHkXjZCv1

— Justin (@JuzDT) July 15, 2020

Me watching #BachelorInParadiseAU like I haven’t been waiting for months for this 🌴 pic.twitter.com/9IRuMqCO6d

— Zulma Isabel (@_zschubert) July 15, 2020

omg what we’re not gonna do is slut-shame abbie yet again #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lhafAX8iuj

— babe (@hearteyesmoon) July 15, 2020

How many times has Jake been in paradise #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/R4ppidRNfG

— Weslee #TeamJujubee (@WSpark98NZ) July 15, 2020

me tryna remember why i was so excited for ciarran to be on #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/JGx4G9sssh

— rebecca (@1800hotbitch) July 15, 2020

So I just watched some of #BachelorInParadiseAU the first time I’ve ever watched any Bachelor-themed show... that was.... I think I need a drink. There’s more drama in that than an Eastenders episode.

— Tobi Loftus (@tobiloftus) July 15, 2020

well lads I’m happy to say that I am here for the heterosexual bullshit on this season of #BachelorInParadiseAU

— ✨himbo rights✨ (@jamesmcahoy) July 15, 2020

Ciarran talking about how he learned his lesson after cheating on his last girlfriend and then saying, ‘I didn’t get a kiss from Cass, so I thought why not try something with Abbie?’ #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nI4UevtU13

— Brianna Farrell (@_HelloNorah) July 15, 2020

I don’t care what Ciarran does, he’s still amazing #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/BtI1kwaZ8u

— Nope (@robyn56436920) July 15, 2020

brittney while timm and britt were dancing and bonding #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/EisI92N3B3

— 🤥 (@hyobvious) July 15, 2020



Honestly, I’d slide into Jaime’s DMs just for more info on his skincare routine #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) July 15, 2020

Give 👏🏻 Britney 👏🏻 her 👏🏻 own 👏🏻 show 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 cowards #BachelorInParadiseAU

— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) July 15, 2020

“I wanna come across as more of a relaxed guy” - Jamie #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/naSJV3ndDm

— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) July 15, 2020

#BachelorInParadiseAU

Ciarran: Who's that geezer?

Tim: Jake, from like 50 seasons ago

Me: pic.twitter.com/q0BdHN23Gu

— Jenna Guillaume⁷ (@JennaGuillaume) July 15, 2020

night vision cameras in the bedrooms?! when did bachelor in paradise turn into geordie shore #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/2tYqfHhF2C

— alysha (@intosneedy) July 15, 2020

Britney wrapped up in a mosquito net while Abbie and Ciarran mess around all night in the bed next to her is a metaphor for Victoria’s current situation. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Britt Hanley (@britt_hanley) July 15, 2020

Me, when I hear the garbos coming in the morning realizing I've not put the bins out. #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/a2GqpjGNmd

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) July 15, 2020

Jamie’s new relaxed persona #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/d0V4BR4Lzv

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) July 15, 2020

When Abby said “ive put all my eggs in one British basket” my housemate turned to me and said “it’s like you with Harry styles” and I’ve never felt so called out #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Amy Patrica (@amypmc_) July 15, 2020

"Why do I have to share a guy?" asks Mary, misunderstanding the premise of the entire Bachelor franchise. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) July 15, 2020

LADIES CAN WE PLEASE REVIEW THE CALIBRE OF MEN WE ARE FIGHTING OVER #BachelorInParadiseAU

— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) July 15, 2020

not the editors doing Niranga dirty AGAIN ?! WHERE IS HE #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/76zLyFXE61

— alysha (@intosneedy) July 15, 2020

Timm & Conga Brit laughing on the couch is like watching the inflatable men at a car sales yard #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/AhFtmkXSmr

— Caitlin Smedley (@CaityElyse) July 15, 2020

"Abbie general gets what she wants" is a bold statement given how spectacularly she did not get what she wanted in the entirety of last season #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) July 15, 2020

When Litney declined a salad and and asked for a champagne in the same breath, I felt that #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) July 15, 2020

UNTIL TONIGHT.

Feature image: Channel 10.