Last night, Channel 10 finally blessed us with good-looking people drinking cocktails, hooking up and creating drama on a tropical island, for our viewing pleasure.
Thank goodness. It's been a rough few months and I cannot stress enough how much WE NEED THIS.
The season kicked off with a bang (figuratively, but maybe also... literally), with naked Ciarran, chaotic angel Timm, queen Abbie, 99 per cent of Matt Agnew's exes, multiple love triangles and a man allegedly named Glenn's first ever spoken words.
This is Glenn everyone. The guy in the gif? That's Glenn. His name is Glenn. Cheers. #BachelorInParadiseAU— Bachelor In Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) July 15, 2020
Well done Glenn, you did so well.
While we patiently await tonight's episode because ABBIE AND CIARRAN and CIARRAN'S EX and MAYBE GLENN WILL TALK AGAIN, here are the greatest reactions to the return of Paradise.
This is just the escapism I need. Watching paradise from dystopia #BachelorInParadiseAU— Andrew Thackrah (@AndrewThackrah) July 15, 2020