If she could do it all over again, Nikki's last words to Richie would be brutally different.

If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, we can only imagine the collective rage of four women scorned on national television.

The Bachelor contestants from Western Australia popped into the Mix 94.5 studios in Perth.

Megan, Tiffany, Rachael and finally Nikki shared some parting words with a cardboard cut-out of Richie.

I know what you’re thinking. How could they tell the difference between the cut-out and the real thing? Somehow they managed.

Catch up on the goss from last night’s episode with Bach Chat:

First up, mermaid-come-to-life Megan apologised for walking out Mr Strahan.

“So you don’t like vomit jokes?” her best bud Tiffany quipped, referencing her now infamous “vomit angels” comment from the show.

Bronde-ish Brunette Rachael made a jibe about her hair colour.

And then there was Nikki. Beautiful, gracious Nikki. Who appeared to unflinchingly give ol’ Rich a whack in the nether regions.

“Thanks for one hell of a ride, mate. I had a ball and wish you all the very best,” she said.

Honestly, I’m surprised cardboard cut-out Richie didn’t fare any worse.

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