If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, we can only imagine the collective rage of four women scorned on national television.
Megan, Tiffany, Rachael and finally Nikki shared some parting words with a cardboard cut-out of Richie.
I know what you’re thinking. How could they tell the difference between the cut-out and the real thing? Somehow they managed.
Catch up on the goss from last night’s episode with Bach Chat:
First up, mermaid-come-to-life Megan apologised for walking out Mr Strahan.
“So you don’t like vomit jokes?” her best bud Tiffany quipped, referencing her now infamous “vomit angels” comment from the show.
Bronde-ish Brunette Rachael made a jibe about her hair colour.
And then there was Nikki. Beautiful, gracious Nikki. Who appeared to unflinchingly give ol’ Rich a whack in the nether regions.
“Thanks for one hell of a ride, mate. I had a ball and wish you all the very best,” she said.
Honestly, I’m surprised cardboard cut-out Richie didn’t fare any worse.