We begin with a very necessary reminder that when multiple women are placed in the same room, they just can’t help but yell mean things about each other’s dresses. That’s why we need an Osher.
He appears a little too early the next morning, after receiving word that the females are in a pack formation in the kitchen completely unsupervised.
Listen: Uhhhh… we need to talk about this season being Mean Girls 2.0.
Alix spontaneously asks, “do you think there’s going to be a single date card soon?” and a casual Osher appears from behind a curtain. He’s been watching.
“AHOY!” he yells and he is greeted like the true celebrity he is. He comes bearing a single date card and there’s a very important montage of all the women saying that yes, they would very much like to go on a date with Matty J, given that they quite literally quit their lives in order to date this dude they’ve never met.
Tara reads the date card because she is the narrator and it will be easier if we all just accept that now.
The one with pigment gets the single date because Matty encourages diversity and likes all types of women. Just mostly white ones. But not red heads.
PAUSE PLS. Elora AKA Tahiti has arrived for her date, but it's... it's her footwear.