A few weeks ago, when I told my crew I was going to be writing a sex column, it was as though I had taken the cork out of the barrel of sex and rolled it down the bumpiest road in the world.
If that analogy is confusing, let me put it in more simple terms: the vaginal floodgates opened. The terms ‘cock’, ‘pussy’, ‘anal’ and ‘cleaning himself out’ were flung about as we sat at the round table and did, appropriately, Wet Pussy shots.
All this uncensored sex talk got me thinking what a relief it’d be for other women who’ve encountered their own awkward AF sexual encounter to know they’re definitely not alone. I hope these stories make you feel as good about your love life as they made me feel about mine…
1. Drunk and disoriented.
“What can I say? We met at a party – he was so hot that I actually felt a bit intimidated chatting to him. I had a bit too much to drink, he wanted me on top and I wanted to please him – I felt a bit like Anastasia in 50 Shades of Grey – and I guess the rocking gave me some motion sickness.”
Natasha, 32, marketing manager