Sydney, you’re about to get your moment in the reality TV spotlight.
Yep, the Real Housewives of Sydney are here and WE KNOW THEIR NAMES.
Sorry, Jackie Gillies, Gina Liano and Janet Roach, we still love you, but we are very, very excited about these Aussie women.
Before we continue, a reminder to stay calm.
Take some deep breaths. OK, let’s do this. Let’s go meet our girls.
We talk Real Housewives on the latest episode of The Binge:
Athena X Levendi
Athena describes herself as "spiritual, eccentric and attractive". Basically, she's total Real Housewives bait. She is married to an Australian Greek jewellery designer, who runs Levendi Jewellers, so get ready to see a helluva lot of diamonds. She lives in a fancy pants Bellevue Hill house because #rich.
Krissy is the "quintessential" Aussie girl. Except richer, duh. She's originally from Brisbane, but this is the Real Housewives of SYDNEY, so we can only talk about SYDNEY THINGS and we will never again mention her Sunshine State heritage. Her hubby lives in Shanghai, but she lives in Double Bay with their three children.
Side note: There may or may not have been squeals of delight when it was revealed Lisa would be appearing on the Sydney version of the franchise. Married to former politician David Oldfield, Lisa is a "a media commentator, seasoned world traveller, astute business woman and savvy tech guru". Perfect Housewives talent.