At any given moment, The People are passionately arguing about something online, whether it’s Donald Trump’s latest gaffe or whether or not various Game of Thrones characters are really dead.
However, all of these issues are currently being trumped by The Great Top Sheet Debate.
The question of whether a top sheet is necessary has been dividing humankind for eons, but this week it’s been reignited in a big way — and we have the folks at GQ magazine to thank for that.
In an op-ed published on Monday, writer Maggie Lange posited that top sheets are “a scam”. Lange’s central argument is that top sheets are fiddly, ripe for tangling, and inherently flawed in design.
“Unless every element is perfectly aligned, making a bed with a top sheet will always look messier than if there were no top sheet. There are more ways to be disorderly than there are to be orderly,” she writes.
As you might imagine, top sheet evangelicals were not willing to take this criticism lying down (between their sheets). As such, the internet has lit up with strongly-worded rebuttals and even name calling — only “heathens” forgo a top sheet, according to one Twitter user.
Watch: Mums confess to what they do after they’ve put the kids to bed. (Post continues after video.)
Time to kick off your doonas, friends, because this is getting heated.
It’s practically impossible to be ambivalent about the top sheet issue — we all need to sleep, after all — but just in case you’re still on the fence, here are the arguments you need to consider.
The case for top sheets
1. Doona cover preservation
It’s true that you can wash your doona cover whenever you want/need to, but who in their right mind wants to do that? Especially if your doona is one of those fancy creations with sequins sewn in, or it’s hand-made and delicate, or it has rich colours that might fade if over-washed. Above all this, putting covers back on doonas is frustrating and time-consuming and a right pain in the bum.