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14 smug Instagram photos that drive everyone completely bonkers.

Everybody knows that Instagram is a hot-bed of narcissim and lies.

But #whocares.

It’s fun to post pictures every day and have people like them – it’s #totes kind of like you’re a #famousperson or something.

But, Instagram does come with some annoying recurring posts, and it can’t be denied that we all have the same embarrassing habits. Everyone on #thegram knows it, but we all ignore it for the sake of that perfect post. You know the one – the pic that will generate enough ‘likes’ that the names disappear and you just get a number.

That means you’re a #bigdeal.

Sorry. We’ll stop wasting your time so you can get back to posting that black and white photo of your shoes.

Here’s the 14 most common photos you’ll find on Instagram:

1. The Duck Face Selfie

#NoExplanationNeeded

2. The Glorious Food Shot

#WhatImEatingIsBetterThanWhatYouAreEating #ButLaterImHavingToastForDinnerDontTellAnybody

3. The Bikini in the Bathroom

#IDontActuallyHaveAPoolOrLiveAnywhereNearABeach #IJustLikeHangingOutInMyBikini #ISwear

4. The Plane Window

#LookImGoingOnHoliday #ImTravellingAndYouArent #ImWorldly

5. “I’m A Stylist”

#IDefinitelyDidntSpend15MinutesPuttingThisTogether #OhThisOldThing #OhIJustAlwaysRandomlyDropMyStuffIntoPerfectPiles

6. Selfie in Bed

#IThinkILookReallyPrettyWhenImSleeping #ItTookMeTenMinutesToGetThePerfectShotOfThis #ItsReallyHardToTakeAPictureWithYourEyesClosed

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7. Look At What I’m Watching On TV

#ImWatchingSuchACoolShowIReallyWantYouToKnowImWatchingIt

8. LOL Look At My Amazing Pet

#YouDontUnderstandMyPetIsDifferentToOtherPets #MyPetThinksHesPeopleLULZ

9. Inspirational Quotes

#IfIPostWiseWordsIFeelReallyWise #PuttingAFilterOverAQuoteIsReallyCreative

10. I Have To Get Up Sooooooo Early You Guys

#ImVeryBusyAndImportant

11. Listing All The Brands On My Arm

#ICanAffordToBuyVeryExpensiveThings #ImTellingYouWhatTheBrandsAreInCaseYouDontKnow #cartier #rolex #money #IHaveMoney

12. Look At What I’m Listening To

#IHaveVeryTrendyTasteInMusic #IJustTookAPhotoOfThisAndThenStartingListeningToNsync

12. The Bum Selfie

#NothingToSeeHereImJustWorkingOutAtTheGym #ExceptThereIsSomethingToSeeHere #LikeMyBum #LookAtMyBum #Bum

 

 13. The Healthy Smoothie

#IEatVeryHealthy #LookItsGreenThatsHowHealthyIAm #ThisActuallyTastesLikeShit #ImReallySad #IWantABurger

14. Feet in Places

#AlwaysAtAFancyBeachNeverAtBoringWork #UnlessYouHaveFancyShoesOnThenAlsoAtWork

Fess up. How many are you guilty of? (And what would you add to the list?)

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