There are two types of people in the world: grubs and grub-shamers. So, which one are you?
1. Your understanding of a bin is more conceptual, rather than literal.
So, you throw a tissue into the bin, basketball-style, and you miss. But that’s okay, because the floor around the bin is also considered the bin. You’re postmodern like that.
2. If you have to do it manually – forget it.
Feather dusters and brooms are for amateurs which is why you vacuum your bookshelves and use a hairdryer or leaf-blower on your floors. They invented electricity for a reason, right? Dusting and sweeping by hand should be left back in the dark ages, thank you very much.
Instead of doing the dusting, why not get your nails done in a fun, spring style? Post continues after video.
3. Every place you’ve ever lived in has ants and cockroaches.
Is it a coincidence? Or is it because there are always dirty dishes and crumbs everywhere?
4. You put dirty dishes in interesting places.
Such as the fridge, oven and cupboards. Pretty much anywhere except for the dishwasher or a sink full of water and detergent. Washing up is boring.