Wait, what did he just say?
No, your ears and eyes have not deceived you.
It’s probably not something you noticed as a kid, and that’s probably not a bad thing. Kids movies are full of adult jokes. Smutty, dark and everything in between. Perhaps the creators are trying their best to get you through the 467th film about cartoon aliens and their human friends you’ve seen this year.
The NSFK (not safe for kids) gags are in almost every kids flick, but these are a few of the best.
When Shrek and Donkey first arrive at Lord Farquad’s castle, they stand at the foot of the castle walls.
It’s an impressive structure. “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?” quips everyone’s favourite ogre.
Donkey doesn’t get it. Thankfully your kids probably didn’t either.
2. 101 Dalmations.
‘Cause jokes about bestiality are always funny, right?
When Cruella de Ville visits Roger an Anita, they share the news they’re expecting a baby. De Vill is, as expected, apathetic. But when the couple announce they’re also expecting puppies things get dark pretty fast.
The true depth of a parent’s creativity is on display when they stub their toe in front of their child. What word or noise can you come up with that adequately expresses your anguish without prompting a ‘Mum, you said a naughty word!’
We’ve got a new option for you…