Adele dropped a filthy on-stage joke and it makes us love her even more.

There’s no doubt Adele fans have gotten their money’s worth since the singer arrived in Australia for her sold-out world tour.

Personalised confetti and T-shirt cannons, free money, a spontaneous fan PDA, secret husband revelations and even more secret entrances – the woman is full of surprises, it’s been great.

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Adele has captured the entire nation. (Source: Getty)

But just when we thought we'd reached peak #friendshipgoals, Adele goes ahead and blesses us with filthy banter AND a secret Twitter account (presumably filled with more filthy banter) on-stage at Adelaide Oval.

During a power failure much like what South Australians have come to expect from their state, Adele proved once again that she's just like us. Horrifically uncomfortable with awkward silences, with an all-occasion dirty joke up her sleeve.

"Shall I tell you my filthy joke despite all the children here? I need more applause than that because I might offend someone," she asked the 70,000 strong crowd.

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."


This comes after another shock revelation (for her management, especially) that the woman of mystery also has a SECRET Twitter account.

Not so secret anymore...

Confiding in fans at her Brisbane arena performance, the singer straight out admitted she's got her own sneaky Twitter account, where she shares all the juicy things her people won't allow.

"I was looking on Twitter last night," she started.

"They don't know I have a secret account, well obviously they do now because I said that. By 'they', I mean my management.

"I'm not allowed access to my own Twitter because I'm quite mouthy and I say the wrong thing a lot of the time.

"So they took that privilege away from me."

We have currently launched an investigation for said secret Twitter account, but in the meantime, be grateful we've still got two more Melbourne shows this weekend to look forward to.

Let the truth bombs fall where they may.

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