Two major accidental penis stories hit the news beat today and you’re the type of person who needs o keep abreast of current events, you need to know about both of them immediately.
First up, we have the logo for a chicken store in Wales.
Called Dirty Bird Fried Chicken, the logo is apparently supposed to incorporate the letters ‘D’ and ‘B’. And it’s definitely not supposed to resemble a penis in any way, shape or form (it does):
The owners told Wales Online that they absolutely did not mean to create a penis logo: “We’ve never really thought about it like that. Our designer created a d and b for “dirty bird” then pushed them together to make a cockerel.”
So, innocent chicken or massive penis? YOU DECIDE.
Next up, we have a new designer pretzel with a VERY SUSPICIOUS phallic shape.
Dominique Ansel, the famous chef/cronut inventor, unveiled his latest masterpiece on the weekend. It’s a pretzel filled with butterscotch and peanut butter, and is supposed to be shaped like a ‘lobster tail’. EXCEPT IT’S QUITE CLEARLY A PENIS:
So, unassuming peanut butter lobster tail, or QUITE CLEARLY A PENIS? You decide.
That’s all we have for today’s breaking penis news. Thanks for joining us.
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