A lesbian and a supermodel talk about balls.

Heidi Klum seems to do a LOT of publicity. Last week she was all “Britney should come live with me!” which was a terrific idea given that Heidi has three babies at home and Britney is, let’s be kind, u–n-s-t-a-b-l-e.
Now she’s on Ellen, cooking balls and explaining what one actually does with them (especially brown balls – Heidi’s words, not mine) because, you know, Ellen doesn’t have a lot of experience there…..