Everything you always wanted to know about men's members but were afraid to ask

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Yes, you can break that boner

It may sound like a scene from Saw, but trust us, penile rupture is very real.

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If your man’s having trouble getting it up, check his ticker

And we don’t mean

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Shrinkage is not a myth

Cold weather and cold water are a penis’ mortal enemies.

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Smoking isn’t just bad for your lungs

Turns out that human chimney you’re datin

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It has a mind of its own

We’ve suspected this since high school and now we have the m

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Most penises are created equal

So forget what you saw in Boogie Nights.

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Our men stack up pretty well compared to other mammals

Here’s some good news to share

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Curves are common

The vast majority of penises lean ever so slightly to the left or right w

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Don’t blame dear old dad

Unlike those baby blues, penis size, thickness and shape are

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Men are programmed to finish quickly

So don’t take it personally.

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A man doesn’t need his brain to get off

OK, no big sur

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Staying power isn’t always a good thing

Although men pride themselves on their abilit

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Extra-large condoms are only for a select few

Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large condoms, according to condom manufactur

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Blue-balls really do exist

Men really do get 'blue-balls.' Technically called 'prostatic congestion,' the achiness in the tes

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Penises contrast in colour to other body parts

Penises are generally darker in colour than the bodies they hang from. Why?

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Kiss that shoe size theory goodbye

There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size or nose size.

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Masturbation is the best exercise?

Masturbation is healthy. No, really.

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Drinking affects his nether region

Men will go limp if they drink too much. But how much is too much?

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Penises have a 'seam'

All men have a line going down their penis and over their testicles. And no, it's not the chow line.

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Growth spurts down there only last for so long

Nothing can make a penis bigger - except aging.