Welcome to Mamamia Rogue’s Shocker, Hero and Whinger of the Week.

Here’s how it works: Each week, we pick the biggest Shocker, Hero and Whinger from the last seven days. Shocker is whatever moment or person left our jaws on the floor. Hero is whoever won the week by being flat out amazing. And whinger? Well, that’s pretty much just someone who has had a major sooky-la-la moment.

Without further ado, let’s get started on the week that was.

Shocker of the week goes to…

This ice sculpture at a wedding. It was supposed be a dolphin. It does not look like a dolphin.

The man in the picture posted it to reddit under the headline: “My friends had a dolphin ice statue at their wedding this weekend. It looked great till the flippers started to melt.”

Ha. There’s nothing to warm your cockles like an accidental penis. Here’s proof:

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See?

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Hero of the week goes to…

This cat, who, proving she officially gives zero fucks, is just chillin’ with a frog on her head.

Whinger of the Week goes to…

Anyone who thinks this video of adorable 2-year-old girl dropping a massive F-Bomb isn’t hilarious.

It’s impossible not to watch this at 7 times:

And the best part of the whole story was the ‘sorry not sorry’ apology she gave a couple of days later. That video, right here, is almost as good as the first one.