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There is one question that stumps me at least twice a day – where did ALL of my bobby pins go? Let’s be honest – there are few things in life as utterly confounding. But it turns out I’m not alone, other women are struggling with the peculiar happenings of their beauty routine…
1. Why does my mouth automatically open when I’m applying mascara?
It’s something I’ve been doing for years and I know I’m not alone. Every single time I apply mascara my mouth and my eyes automatically go open wide like I’m in a horror movie. Please, someone tell me, what is the reason behind this reflex?
2. Where do all my bobby pins go?
I’ve owned about 5000 of these bad boys in my lifetime and yet I can NEVER find any. Leaving them on the bathroom cabinet and bedside table means they should be together at all times, and yet mysteriously they’re never there. Where art thou, bobby pins?
3. Why can I never do my nails quite like the salon can?
Two thin coats. Using the correct tools. Waiting patiently in-between coats. It doesn't matter how dedicated I am, every single time I can’t even get close to the salon finish. I'm putting this one down to nail salon black magic. Or my lack of coordination.