Things have been a little bitdryon the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle front of late, haven’t they?

Since they announced their engagement in November last year, the sparkle of their wildly exciting and somewhatrisquerelationship has dulled. We’ve entered a dry zone, where all we have to go on are pictures of the couple greeting common folk and making speeches.

Hence why we need a semi-real but mostly fictional account of how they met to entertain us until the wedding.

Enter, Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance.

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Since Lifetime announced they were making a movie about how the newest royal couple met (a laWilliam and Kate: The Movie), anyone who gives a damn has been wondering – who will play Meghan Markle?

Will she dust off her acting chops and come out of her enforced retirement from acting?

Alas, no she will not. Because we now know who will be stepping in to play the role.

Her name is Parisa Fitz-Henley. It’s a very royal sounding name, so she must have an insight into what it’s like to be one of the most famous people in the world.

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Oct 5, 2017 at 11:06pm PDT

Side note – we’re not sure what we were expecting, but is it not a bit eeriejusthow muchlike Meghan Markle she looks?

A deep dive into her Wikipedia/IMDB profiles tells us she is known for playing Reva Connors, the one-time love interest of Marvel character, Luke Cage in (you guessed it)Luke CageandJessica Jones. The Jamaican born American actress has also played a witch in supernatural drama,Midnight, Texas.

From her Instagram, which to be honest is far more telling than her Wiki bio, we know she’s a ‘Jamerican flower fanatic, snail fan’ who enjoys ‘professionally playing persons’. That’s, acting.

She also loves a selfie and looks like a really fun chick.

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Sep 23, 2017 at 2:22pm PDT

Oh yeah. We also know who’s playing Prince Harry.

Murray Fraser is a largely unknown British actor whose acting CV consists of two roles – a cop on a Scottish crime series,The Loch, and a small role in Netflix’sVictoria.

This is him. He’s not a ginger, but he’ll do.

Check out our brill @MurrayfraserA looking amazing in the upcoming #TheLoch starting on Sunday 11th June at 9pm @ITV #cantwait pic.twitter.com/JMY0BZxxHf

— ScottMarshallAgency (@smpagency) June 9, 2017

As for what else we know about the TV movie:

In other words… this gon’ begoooooood.

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