I’ve allowed some questionable

people

things in my vagina before, but not once has it ever crossed my mind to add glitter to that somewhat shady list. But, lucky for me and you, someone elsehasand vagina glitter bombs are now a real-life thing that people can purchase.

Because there’s nothing quite like expelling glitter from your genitals to take that unicorn obsession to the next level and let your sexual partner know you’re both funandquirky, right ladies?!

It looks... itchy. Source: Getty.

Launched by US company Pretty Woman Inc., Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules are "an adult novelty item" designed to be inserted into the vagina and dissolve naturally over time, allowing the glitter within to be released. And incredibly, it has already sold out of stock.

According to their website, "

And if at this point you're thinking it's possibly a terrible idea to give money to a company that takes its name from a movie whose sole storyline is that rich men save poor women and teaches us that, yes, even sex workers have morals and feelings and deserve love too, you'd be right.

Because as another statement on their site reads, "

Really brings a new meaning to the phrase 'sex party'. Source: Getty.

Last time I checked, each and every woman's vagina tasted, looked and felt just like it was damned well supposed to, even without an exploding glitter bomb up in it.

Let's just call it for what it is - it's a capsule that allows you to unicorn dick someone. Which is fine if you hate them, but I dunno, it seems somewhat cruel and really, just a huge nuisance to clean up.

Would you try a vaginal capsule? Let us know in the comments section below.